WNBA headlines part deux (humour)
Tuesday 01 February 2005
Sue Bird and Diana Taurasi go one-on-one:
Slash fic writers asked to remove minds from gutter
More WNBA players come out of the closet:
"It was getting too crowded and Tausha Mills and Ebony Hoffman ate all of the food"
Seth Sulka pulled over for DUI:
"Driving under the influence of Brian Agler can be very dangerous" explains highway patrol.
Betty Lennox and Tamicha Jackson open new wing of the Betty Ford clinic:
For "chuck-a-holism"
European players criticise American counterparts for lack of manners:
"They don’t step back and give us room to shoot"
Tom Maher discovers new Australian talent:
"I’ve never seen this Penny Taylor before... why wasn’t she on the Sydney 2000 squad?"
Blaze anoints Hammon as Liberty’s saviour:
Liberty fans anoint Blaze as the Antichrist
ESPN commentating team dumped:
Did not fulfil quota of Karl Malone/Cheryl Ford comments
Ann Meyers and Lisa Leslie make guest appearance on Sesame Street:
Sesame Street announces Letter of the Day is "I"