WNBA headlines (humour or humor for those spelling-deprived northerners)
Sunday 09 January 2005
Maria Stepanova speaks out against global warming:
"Phoenix, still too hot for bebe"
Grace Daley blackballed from WNBA:
"We have more than enough dodgy 2 guards who can't shoot" WNBA GMs say
Slobodanka Tuvic called for two pre-game fouls after glancing at the opposition
Penny Toler explains the signing of Tamika Whitmore:
"We were paying for quantity, not quality"
Margo Dydek's game continues to deteriorate in the WNBA:
Proves axiom "You can't teach size"
Chasity Melvin encourages team-mates to work harder:
"Somebody has to compensate for my half arsed-ness"
Detroit and Phoenix in intense trade negotiations:
Sulka apparently willing to give dignity away for very little
Lauren Jackson named "Australian Sportswoman of the Year":
Aussie sporting public ask "What stroke does she swim?"
Ann Meyers presents MVP trophy:
Fawns over Lisa Leslie but then says "You weren't nearly as good as me back in the day..."