Maria Stepanova to return to Phoenix in September?
Saturday 10 July 2004
... according to mb (Merc fan with a good source)
In other news, various weather deities have consented to cooler temperatures in Arizona in exchange for an un-named price. Reportedly virgins were offered at one stage but the deities refused, saying, "aren't they urban myths?"
(P.S This is in reference to Maria's piss poor excuse for not returning to Phoenix in 2003, claiming the climate was "too hot" for her baby)
Comments
Stuff Maria & her wussy baby. I want lower temperatures there for me!
Shorts really don't agree with my so-lacking-in-pigment-that-I-am-virtually-transparent complexion.
Posted by: Luuuc | Thursday 22 July 2004